Sparkyboy - Spurs of a Dead Ranger Album Out!

For credibility I asked Mario to review my album, so that I stay objective:

Yahooi! It's-a me! Mario! One of my royal mushroom servants has just delivered this interesting package at my kingdom. Sparkyboy's new album, Spurs of a Dead Ranger. Oh mamamia ! is it fantastic. Bowser would rather steal this album than my lovellely Princess Peach-a!

The tracks are oh so headbanging and how the Koopa's would say, Flattening. Ohohoohoo. Luigi said Wario showed up last night trying to ram our castle down, because he is so jealous of this album.
The album opens with the track Uber Jungle, that makes me want to get that fire flower powerup to kick some ass-a! Then the funky track Dead Ranger belts out, which had me climbing down pipes all night so excited I was!
Then a epic track plays, by the name of Bolt, and this brought me back to my epic adventures fighting Bowser. Then Spurs rides on through my Mushroom Stereo. I probably think Sparkyboy envisioned riding on Bowser's back chasing him through the deserts. Ohoohooo.

Then This is The Sign had me dancing with Princess Peach all night, also the track City Hall had me swinging. However, the track Brothel, had me in such a stupor that lovelly Peach forced my confession for my undying love for my old girlfriend Pauline. The one that bully Donkey Kong had captured. So unfortunately Princess Peach kicked me out. So I listened to the track Local Bar, funnily enough in the my local mushroom bar. I then howled home with the track Howling and then went to the streets to smoke some mushrooms. Now I'm so Gloomy.
This album still rocks! Yahooi!

Oh... err... oops. I'm so sorry Mario. I did not mean to. Oh well. I guess... I'm just going to shuffle off then.
Download it here:
http://calmdownkidder.com/records/?p=21

Bye!
Niel (Sparkyboy)